4 Terrible Blog Post Ideas I’m So Glad I Didn’t Write

These are some of my less brilliant blog post ideas. I’m telling you these terrible ideas because they are still good to laugh at. We might learn something as well while we are at it so here they are:

“How To Attract Monkey Raping Circus Freaks To Your Blog” - This idea was about using insanely weird longtail keywords, such as those in the title to attract an odd type of visitor to your site via the search engines. There are a lot of reasons I’m glad this post didn’t get written!

“Hateful Halloween Week: Meet Count Blogular” - This would have involved me dressing up as ‘Count Blogular’ and filming myself flaming other bloggers during Halloween. Bad idea in every way!

“This Post Is Made Entirely Out Of Keyword Phrases That Send Google Traffic To Blogging Fingers” - This one would have been bizarre and probably would have got Blogging Fingers booted from Google for keyword stuffing.

“They Tried To Make Me Go To Reddit, But I Said, no NO NO” - Yes that is a cringe worthy take on a song by Amy Winehouse. Quite why I considered having a go at Reddit I do not know.

I have over 120 unpublished drafts and I’m glad to say all the others posts are better than the examples above.

I’m sure you have had some ideas as bad as these, do share them in the comments!