AGLOCO - A Global Coprolite (fossilised ****)
By Matt Jones on Sep 21, 2007 in Creative Blogging
Below: An Email from AGLOCO, which I edited using my “tell me the truth or I’ll spank you” machine:
Dear member fool,
We are very excited to announce that Ask.com will soon never ever become AGLOCO’s official worldwide default search provider.
For those of you not aware of Ask.com, here is some recent boring information. According to the August 14, 2007 report, of the University of Michigan’s American Customer Satisfaction Index (ACSI) blah blah, Ask rates similarly with Yahoo and Google in customer satisfaction - Ask 75, Yahoo 79 and Google 78. Ask.com seems to be well-positioned to rival Google in the coming years because it has a strong search technology lauded by analysts and users alike.”
When we can be assed we will be adding Ask to the Viewbar search area probably in the next couple of days decades. The youthful aging AGLOCO Development team has been using the Ask.com search site the last month and we are very impressed with the results. We hope you will be too.
This is a very important step for AGLOCO. It is our first (and last) major revenue partnership and should greatly improve our earnings starting in October 3007. We will never update you further as the Ask.com search come online in the Viewbar.
As usual, more and quicker (we do know what that means!) updates are available on the AGLOCO company blog.
Disclaimer
I have nothing personal against the AGLOCO team. I’m sure they are actually quite young and feisty. CashQuests hit the nail on the head straight away.
Those of you who have only spent a few months in the blogosphere will probably not have heard of AGLOCO. They were the ‘craze’ before BlogRush, and in just the same way were boosted to stardom via John Chow showing off his downline. Combined with the professional looking Simmons Report many of us became believers. I still believe they could have made us all money if they released the Viewbar on time, but with delays of several months almost all the active users were lost and downlines that had been built became next to worthless.
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Anything that asks me to build a downline concerns me. I’ve been approached by Amway one too many times I guess.
I heard of them awhile back but wasn’t too interested in those “search for cash” or “post to earn” sites.
Agreed, run, don’t walk from any of these multi-level scams.
When I saw that they had been around for quite a while yet nothing to show for, and kept asking everyone to be patient etc, it smelt funny. Booted it right out of my bother.
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