Top 16 Funniest Referring Keyword Phrases To Blogging Fingers
By Matt Jones on Oct 4, 2007 in Creative Blogging
These are taken from awstats and Google analytics. They have all sent me 1 unique visitor each, but I no longer seem to rank for several of them. The phrases in quotes are the search phrases, but I ranked for them without the quotes. Every visitor came from Google.
1. “hats with vote written on it” - Just imagine the type of nutter who searched for this!
2. “longest fingers in the world” - You know what they say, big fingers…. big readership. (What where you thinking sicko?)
3. “advice for making home porn” - Lost my rankings, couldn’t keep it up.
4. “best of the fingers” - If I were a superhero that would be my name.
5. “orgies” - Yes it’s true mother, I’m sorry.
6. “controversial strategies porn industry” - They are on to me 
7. “finger marketing” - My very own type of marketing!
8. “reasons to love matt jones” - What! You couldn’t think of any good reasons without Google’s help!?
9. “I guess I made a mistake”. I hope I don’t say that too often!
10. “john beard” - A deranged hybrid of John chow and Andy beard.
11. “matt jones, advertising” - Makes me sound very stylish
12. “crazy money making ideas” - I hope they are not that crazy! (JohnCow I see ranks for this term too!)
13. “finish orgies” - would make sense considering my post where I used orgies in the title.
14. “ways to make 7 and 8″ - People searching for my mathematical genius
15. “wet cookie” - There are no wet cookies here!
16. “what is fingers” - This guy was clearly high
I found these looking down the 100s of longtail keywords that send traffic to Blogging Fingers. I can see why I may have briefly ranked for most of them. Just imagine what this post will do to those rankings.
You must have some pretty funny referring keyword phrases too. Let me know about them in the comments or if you have a decent number of them you could make a post about it and give us all a good laugh. I might just do a ‘highlights’ of the funniest referring phrases from your sites.
Perhaps I should make a new page to serve people the one random yokel who searched for it. I’m sure I could make some very stylish hats that have vote written on it.
What is your funniest referring phrase?
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Back in the day when I was running a video game related news site, which was pretty much family friendly - for about three months I got referrals from a wild variety of necrophilia related phrases.
They were fairly good visitors, usually stayed and read, sometimes commented. But.. a little freaky.
These are my favorites:
tema sobre hemorroide (something in Spanish about hemmoroids, I guess. Crazy pingbacks)
office jobs where you do nothing (e-mail me, please, whoever you are. Pretty sure we’d be good friends)
how much money is ok to lose in real estate (If you have to ask, then you’ve already lost too much)
And some where I just can’t imagine what they were hoping to achieve, or why I rank well for them:
around
things
false
about
“office jobs where you do nothing”… now thats a good one! LOL!
Here’s a few that I thought were funny:
“nerd traits”
“diet coke and stomach lining”
“ill google your yahoo”
Sure the conversion rates were very high for all three
Haha Derek I like those :))
I used to rank very high for “burn cigar sex” and “burn cigar penis”.
I can understand the burn part… but the sex and penis part?
I know I never mentioned those in combination until after they showed up in my longtail. I had a good cry after having my fragile mind shattered by thinking of that.
At least you didn’t give them what they wanted to see!
all I can say is LOL!
I will check it out in awstats and let you know .
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There you go… I created an entire blog meme based off your post. I hope you get a ton of Google haters over here to bitch about how much they can’t stand Google.
Joking…
Anyway with all the smack down going on with Goog, I figured it would be cool to create a fun meme that will allow people to vent out their frustrations with them.
Enjoy!
- Garry Conn
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That was really funny one.
You are so, right. I just posted an article about the same topic and searched around to see if I am the only one who is cracking up.
You can check mine at - http://dating.im2ortal.com/funniest-search-phrases-that-led-to-this-blog/
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